Wisest man in universe a Ninja?

Well seeing as it's a slow news day I thought I might re-visit an old friend... The ninja.
Mr. Ninja is the wisest man I have ever met. I consider it a priveledge to have met him and LIVED!
His sage advice on a variety of topics is most helpful, especially when I'm trying to work out how to get my crush from the Shadow Spirit Realm to fall in love with me.. apparently killing her dad would be a bad idea!
Click the title above and discover the wisdom of the ninja for yourself!